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Default SPIDERANUS - 05-07-2007, 09:53 AM
[quote:f27a6]A NINE-year-old American boy who was suspicious of a "Rice Krispie" sound in his ear, was found to have a couple of spiders living in there.

What began as a faint popping turned into ear ache for Jesse Courtney from Albany in the state of Oregon.

Jesse's mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear - "like Rice Krispies''.

"They were walking on my eardrums,'' Jesse said, according to the Associated Press.

Dr David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse has kept the spiders as a souvenir.

[img]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5474731,00.jpg[/img]

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Default 05-07-2007, 10:03 AM
That kid's necklace is homoshit.
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 10:09 AM
He lives in Oregon, what do you expect.
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 10:10 AM
Goddamn. Sucks being an arachnophobe.

[quote="TGB!":be96c]He lives in Oregon, what do you expect.[/quote:be96c]

Smokes a lot of pot?
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 11:15 AM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7a7eb]That kid's necklace is homoshit.[/quote:7a7eb]
I lol'd!

It's a Necklace of Homo Attraction +3

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That kid's necklace is homoshit.
I lol'd!

It's a Necklace of Homo Attraction +3[/quote:61f16]

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Default 05-07-2007, 01:58 PM
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Default 05-07-2007, 02:48 PM
I wanna kick a soccer ball into them and see how many I can sqwoosh, I hate spiders mad:
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 02:53 PM
my uncle had a beetle crawl in his ear and get... said it was one of the most painful experiences ever. the doctor first killed it with ear wash shit then had to pry it out with some funny tool that could snake around in his ear.
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 02:54 PM
...ugh changing into... Spider Kid, Spider Kid, Done whatever a Spider did!

sry i got nothin. annoy:
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 03:08 PM
He's just lucky they weren't the Brazillian Erection Spiders.
  
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Default 05-07-2007, 09:59 PM
thats fucked up
  
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