That god damn spider Part 2

geRV · **That god damn spider Part 2 -** 09-01-2002, 11:52 PM

Well it happened again, i was lying in bed wathiing a dvd and i paused it, looked round the room and spotted the little fuck climbing the wall at the end of my bed.

This was followed by a hasty retreat from the room along with my patented half run half fall down the stairs routine.

When down the stairs i grabbed one of my cats and a hand held vaccuum. Me sneaking up the stairs again was like fucking special operations guys entering a terrorist threat.

I get to my door, kick it open throw in the cat and close the door again (yes that was s sight to behold, the cat got thrown like a grende into the room onto a chair). After a minute or so i hear the cat going buckshit about my room thumping walls and so on so i know he's spotted the bastard. About 15 mins later i enter the room and the cats lying in the middle of the floor and the spiders nowhere to be seen so far.

Not too sure if the fuckers dead or not, this all happened around 3am and its nw almos 7am over here. Still got the vaccuum handy though. evil:

Milla · 09-01-2002, 11:56 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! nice man nice

geRV · 09-01-2002, 11:57 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":b48ad]ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! nice man nice[/quote:b48ad]

It was lucky i couldn't find my glock 18, if i had found it the fucker woulda been squished on the wall. This fuckers heavy.

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/glock-2.jpg[/img]

BallisticWookie · 09-02-2002, 12:03 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA evil: evil: Good shit Gerard, good shit biggrin:

intrestedviewer · 09-02-2002, 12:03 AM

joo made it worse! now the freaky thing can be anywhere ed: under the covers. u should have just thrown random things at it until u got lucky and smashed the sucker.

geRV · 09-02-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intrestedviewer

joo made it worse! now the freaky thing can be anywhere ed: under the covers. u should have just thrown random things at it until u got lucky and smashed the sucker.

I threw a marker at it and missed, it hit meh clock and broke a bit of the glass, also sent the clock flying. Ive checked through the room an theres no sign of the bastard. Not sure if my cat ate it, he eats flies he catches so he may have ate the spider as well.

[]PanZeR · 09-02-2002, 12:07 AM

i think you need some help

geRV · 09-02-2002, 12:09 AM

[quote="[]PanZeR":23650]i think you need some help[/quote:23650]

Been receiving "help" for a couple of years now and it ain't done shit so go with the flow i say. evil:

Milla · 09-02-2002, 12:16 AM

my dad has that same gun gerard ed: evil:

intrestedviewer · 09-02-2002, 12:18 AM

those things kick like mad crazy.

geRV · 09-02-2002, 12:18 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":33dc7]my dad has that same gun gerard ed: evil:[/quote:33dc7]

Mines can only fire blanks though

. Basically all we are allowed in uk\ireland.:/

Well ireland anyway for reasons too fucking obvious to mention

geRV · 09-02-2002, 12:20 AM

Wouldn't mind one of those airsoft thompson m1a1's, look exactly like the real thing and are around the same weight i think

Unless i move to america or somewhere (very doubtful) i can't own a real gun. Would love a garand or a mauser though :/

[]PanZeR · 09-02-2002, 12:21 AM

ya still can stick someone up with it though evil:

SW-14 · 09-02-2002, 12:34 AM

Why didn't you just grab some toilet paper and smash it?

geRV · 09-02-2002, 12:38 AM

[quote="SW-14":f64ff]Why didn't you just grab some toilet paper and smash it?[/quote:f64ff]

eek:

Im not in the habit of having toilet roll sitting beside my computer. Need i ask what you get up to?