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Default Star Wars Porn - 11-24-2004, 08:31 AM

http://www.madmonks.org/~fez/Porn_Wars_ ... Battle.wmv


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Default 11-24-2004, 08:32 AM

I had the full version of that vid, wasn;t bad cry:




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Default 11-24-2004, 08:34 AM

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I had the full version of that vid, wasn;t bad cry:

Lol I guess you mean the part where he started drilling her with his "lightsabre" dildo


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Default 11-24-2004, 08:35 AM

is that sky lopez in that?
  
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Default 11-24-2004, 08:36 AM

That guys not in the vid aside from the opening.




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Default 11-24-2004, 08:37 AM

that was fucked-up... lol...
  
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Default 11-24-2004, 08:42 AM

that happened to me once
  
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Default 11-24-2004, 08:45 AM

That was actually pretty good choreography!

They should've had a big black dude as Vader with a 13" monster black dildo...heh.

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Default 11-24-2004, 08:45 AM

^ROFL.... +1...
  
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Default 11-24-2004, 09:14 AM

Starring Ron Jeremy as Chewbacca


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Default 11-24-2004, 09:53 AM

all in all...if done right....that would be one awesome and funny porn.


  
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Default 11-24-2004, 10:05 AM

is this work safe?
  
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Default 11-24-2004, 10:08 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":e3c3c]is this work safe?[/quote:e3c3c]

well it is a guy and girl talkin about who gets on top then they ahve a lightsaber battle, there is no nudity.


  
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Default 11-24-2004, 10:19 AM

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Default 11-24-2004, 11:13 AM

mmm sky lopez happy:
  
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