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Default How does something like this happen? - 01-30-2005, 11:57 AM
OUCH!!!! spank:
the kind of girl to avoid at parties
[url:d1bf6]http://iccoventry.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200nationalnews/tm_objectid=15065338&method=full&siteid=50003&head line=woman--tore-off-ex-lover-s-testicle--name_page.html[/url:d1bf6]

{confession: this was stolen off Nycks site}
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 12:01 PM
WTF... Ouch
  
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Ahhh....Love spank:
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 12:17 PM
Wacked up ladies. annoy:
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 12:18 PM
messed up spank: ..."She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 12:44 PM
THEIF!!!!!!11 cuss: cuss:


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Default 01-30-2005, 02:17 PM
[quote:fd15f]Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.[/quote:fd15f]

Mad bitch is clinicly insane.
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 02:29 PM
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[quote:a438d]Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Mad bitch is clinicly insane.[/quote:a438d]
holy fuck!
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 05:04 PM
LOL, that's what you get for refusing sex.
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 05:04 PM
She should be jailed for life.
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 05:06 PM
she deserves death.
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 05:07 PM
omfg
  
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Default 01-30-2005, 05:11 PM
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