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Default Grieving Widow - 09-13-2005, 09:46 PM
A widow finally begins to date 8 months after her husbands untimely death. she goes out on a night on the town with a great guy who wines her and dines her. They end up back at her place and she begins to take all her clothes of except for her Black Panties. She says "You can do whatever you like to me, except here" pointing to her panties "I'm still grieving there"

I totally understand says the guy as he straps on a black condom. "Now Please, allow me to show it my deepest condolences"

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Default 09-13-2005, 10:16 PM
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar:

DH to barman: "call me Mr.Hoff..or David Hoff...or Dave Hoff!"

Barman to DH: "sure thing Dave...no hassel.."



*..is pelted with overipened fruit/veg..*
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 12:46 PM
Who the fuck is that in your sig, eight ? Scary shit. oOo:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 03:37 PM
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Who the fuck is that in your sig, eight ? Scary shit. oOo:
Its buckweeds dad I posted the pic in some thread a month or 2 back

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Default 09-14-2005, 03:38 PM
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Who the fuck is that in your sig, eight ? Scary shit. oOo:
Its buckweeds dad I posted the pic in some thread a month or 2 back
This is true
  
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