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Default How will you die? - 06-21-2006, 09:51 AM

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Nyck: At age 88, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.



LAUGHING.
MY.
FZCKING.
A$$.
OFF.

Me = win


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Default 06-21-2006, 09:58 AM

Michael Anthony: At age 79, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:04 AM

Zoner: At age 94, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.


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Default 06-21-2006, 10:08 AM

Mr Glass: At age 81, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:12 AM

Nyck = win


Dylan: At age 48, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:20 AM

got another here:

Poseidon: At age 58, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

rofl.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:34 AM

gtboyss34: it's amazing your still alive at age 21, with you being black and all rolleyes:
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:39 AM

Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


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Default 06-21-2006, 10:40 AM

At age 44, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17. rolleyes:


Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:41 AM

man you guys have sucky deaths


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Default 06-21-2006, 10:46 AM

Jordan: At age 71, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!) rock: rock:
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:55 AM

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gtboyss34: it's amazing your still alive at age 21, with you being black and all rolleyes:
HAHAHAHA happy:
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 10:57 AM

Ken: At age 42, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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At age 49, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
  
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Default 06-21-2006, 11:30 AM

Hah! Im dying before all you bastards!

Chris: At age 33, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal
  
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