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Default me vs skaters part 3 - 01-22-2003, 02:35 PM

Well this is seemingly part 3 of the "skaters" incident, previously what happened was i threw one of their boards under a bus after one of them started acting a hardass, then one of them seen me in the dvd rental place a couple of weeks back.


Just leaving a dvd back to the rental store and i come round the corner and 2 of the three are standing there waiting. They see me and come over talking so much shit its unbeleivable, "yo dawg we gonna fuck you up", yeah right im practically pissing myself here[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].

They start going on about the board i threw under the bus and whining about how much it cost etc. One of them is a big lanky bastard maybe 6 foot or so but is built like the side of a bus ticket, the others probably about my size 5 foot 7 or so. They invite me for a fight so im ready, all of a sudden the little runt from a few weeks back comes running up behind me and clonks me across the back of the head with the flat side of a skateboard. I fall forward a bit and all 3 of them take off running away. Was actually pretty funny, if he had used the edge of the board it woulda taken me down and left me prone for a kicking but the retard used the flat side and it just staggered me a bit.

So im sitting here fuming but also kinda laughing about their choice of weapon, a fuckin skateboard of all things? Little does the runt know i know where he lives and he passes by my street on the way to school so tomorrow morning i think ill get up early just to grab him and put the shits up him. Dunno if i should kick the shit outta him or not, id prefer to do that to taller one as id assume he's older than the around 17 year old runt.




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Default 01-22-2003, 02:40 PM

I hate skaters, I hate chavs, I hate rudeboys, I hate teenagers in general...

These guys sound kinda funny, I hope you kick their azz.

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Default 01-22-2003, 02:41 PM

get that bastard friday style like smokey did in that movie, take off the belt and whip him!


  
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Default 01-22-2003, 02:44 PM

[quote:d11f1]take off the belt and whip him! [/quote:d11f1]

That sounds quite disturbing
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 02:46 PM

skater punks are stupid, you know that they're in school saying "oh man i kicked the shit outta this fag"

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:


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Default 01-22-2003, 02:47 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e26ef]skater punks are stupid, you know that they're in school saying "oh man i kicked the shit outta this fag"

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:[/quote:e26ef]

I don't really want to hit the runt that clocked me with the board, as i said hes a dieing looking fucker whos a lot smaller than me, if i punched him id probably have to get my fist dug outta him again. I am however gonna pick him up by the neck and find out where the other 2 live.




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Default 01-22-2003, 02:50 PM

get the ira on them biggrin:


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Default 01-22-2003, 02:50 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":eb9c1]get the ira on them biggrin:[/quote:eb9c1]

Nah gonna do the honors myself biggrin:




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Default 01-22-2003, 02:51 PM

Hell, if they were here they'd get a nice shit kicking. C'mon skateboarding is for kids.
  
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Hell, if they were here they'd get a nice shit kicking. C'mon skateboarding is for kids.
Well one of ems gonna have to get his board surgically removed from his ass. I figure if i give the big one a kicking the other 2 will take the hint.




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Default 01-22-2003, 02:54 PM

[quote:df640]C'mon skateboarding is for kids.[/quote:df640]

That's what I always thought, I find it so sad when I see a 25 year old going past on a skateboard. When someone says skateboard I think of Bart Simpson, hes 8....

Is it a sport or is it a 'rad' fashion?

I wish these people would grow up..
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 02:55 PM

if a bunch of kids beat on me, i would kill them mad:


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Default 01-22-2003, 03:22 PM

Should have beat him back to his house and kicked his ass there. With the other two watching. They wouldnt do shit, there pussy skater bitches.
  
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Default 01-22-2003, 03:22 PM

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Default 01-22-2003, 03:24 PM

Oh pleeease beat his ass Ger biggrin:
  
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