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Default Found! The longest bird penis ever - 03-28-2004, 11:35 AM
oOo: [url:1cf79]http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm[/url:1cf79]
  
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bigger than mine
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 11:47 AM
mine is bigger
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 11:53 AM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5d7aa]mine is bigger[/quote:5d7aa]




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Default 03-28-2004, 11:57 AM
McCracken... be funny if his first name was "Phil"
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 12:00 PM
it probly got stuck in a turn stile.
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 12:06 PM
ahahhaha pencil dick.................
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 02:30 PM
it is the johhny holmes of ducks

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*has nightmares for 20 years*
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 05:00 PM
I dont think any girl would want to suck, or screw that.
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 05:05 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":bf0f6]I dont think any girl would want to suck, or screw that.[/quote:bf0f6]

Well, ive never heard of ladies who fuck ducks before, so i doubt theyll start now.. oOo:
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 05:13 PM
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I dont think any girl would want to suck, or screw that.
Well, ive never heard of ladies who fuck ducks before, so i doubt theyll start now.. oOo:[/quote:3f781]

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Default 03-28-2004, 06:07 PM
[quote:eea18]The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.[/quote:eea18]

Uh huh huh, you said stiff. Uh huh huh, huh huh.
  
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Default 03-28-2004, 06:44 PM
why the hell are you searching for bird dick?
  
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