That's exactly the reason why I installed Trillian; the ability to rename sad-sack, downtrodden, attention-whoring emo fuckers in my contact list.
I don't care why you think Mondays are like a lead weight on your chest, slowly suffocating you while you slit your wrists...I just want to know who the fuck you ARE!
WintersForge (3:39:12 PM): so me on the hood of your car make you hot?
BleuAchDu (3:39:19 PM): yeah
WintersForge (3:39:22 PM): show me
BleuAchDu (3:39:33 PM): I can't leave my desk due to the erection I have that shows through my pants
BleuAchDu (3:39:37 PM): thanks
WintersForge (3:39:43 PM): email me your erection
BleuAchDu (3:40:00 PM): format :/bon0r -s