[Mr.Buttocks]

http://www.fact-index.com/c/ca/candiru.html

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Candiru

The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species grows only to a size of an inch in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fishes, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".

It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus, vagina or even - in the case of the smaller specimens - the penis and deeper through the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation, usually involving the amputation of the area. A more expensive option is the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.
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[Judas]

calmdown:

[Mr.Buttocks]

Originally Posted by Judas

calmdown:

I'm too scared to take a bath. loney:

[geRV]

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6e913]http://www.fact-index.com/c/ca/candiru.html

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Candiru

The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species grows only to a size of an inch in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fishes, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".

It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus, vagina or even - in the case of the smaller specimens - the penis and deeper through the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation, usually involving the amputation of the area. A more expensive option is the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.
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Some sick fetish fucks would probably pay to have that done to them. eek:

[Mr.Buttocks]

biggrin:

[Sgt>Stackem]

it was, in the past, only a superstition that one would swim up your penis but there was a documented case not too long ago that the peni swimmer acatually happened. I cant even imagine that!!!

[bukdez]

thats some scary stuff... remind me to duct-tape my orifices shut before wading in the Amazon....

[Mr.Buttocks]

Originally Posted by bukdez

thats some scary stuff... remind me to duct-tape my orifices shut before wading in the Amazon....

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/reminder.gif[/img]

beer:

[bukdez]

thanks man, you're always looking out for me...

[Bean 2]

If it kills the person then it isnt considered a parasite.

[wintersforge]

pics eek:

[Quze]

[img]http://www.zoology.ubc.ca/~etaylor/426www/lectures/lectures2/p119-3.jpg[/img]

Cute.

[Quze]

Another pic to see how small they are

[img]http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/candiru.jpg[/img]

[Unknown_Sniper]

Originally Posted by quzemoto

Another pic to see how small they are

[img]http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/candiru.jpg[/img]

they must be fuckign hung in the amazon to not notice that thing trying to crawl up their dicks.

[bukdez]

lmao... i think the article said the urethra biters are the smaller (baby?) versions of that thing...