For some of the older hockey fans in here biggrin:
http://www.hockey-humor.com/timewithyourwife.mp3
Time With Your Wife
Another turning point here in the NHL
It's been 10 years since we've been thru labour hell
Fans can't decide if they'll laugh or if they'll cry
Here's what it means if the hockey season dies
It's something quite predictable
But if they go on strike
You'll have to spend more time with your wife
So take the autographs, the stick that you had signed
Hang them on a shelf while Bob and Gary whine
They'll just take their time in striking the new deal
While you watch season 4 of Ally McBeal
It's something quite predictable
But if they go on strike
You'll have to spend more time with your wife