Dumb kid at my work (story)

Bucknub · **Dumb kid at my work (story) -** 01-22-2005, 10:29 PM

So tonight, after I was done my shift I was waiting for my friend to come pick me up, as I was waiting for him. I ended up talking to this buggy boy that I occasionally see. I start by asking him how the weatther was out there (just for fun, cuz I know it my be a bitch to puch buggies in the freezing cold with 5 inches of snow) anyways... he mentions GTA:SA (we were talking abouth this a while ago) he asks me how far I am in it, and I said I've beaten it. 'Yeah right' he says, 'i haven't played it in a while' I was arrested the other day'

"What!?" I said

"For assaulting policing officers"

the kid tells me that his grandfather called the cops on him for punching holes in the walls at his house and wouldnt stop. The Police eventually came and he told me that one of the officers was holding him by his neck to control him or hold him down or something and the the cop was pushing his finger into the kids throat. He grabbed the cops finger and pushed it away. The other Cop came at him and he slapped the cop right in the face. The Officers grabbed the kids face and tried to hold him down and dug his nails into the kids face.

He spent the weekend at Division 21 (police station right by here) and he told me that they gave him McDonalds for breakfast (omg lucky! ed: )

I couldnt help but laugh at all this. Then I asked;

"Why were you punching holes in you walls in the first palce?"

He said "Because of my playstation"

i'm like "WTF? ROFL!!!!!!!11 you're kidding right? you went through all that because of a fucking video game?"

he says "no, my playstation wouldnt read the disc"

"It doesnt matter" I said as I luaghed uncontrollably.

what a tool

Pyro · 01-22-2005, 10:30 PM

Ive punched a wall before, but never because a console didn't work oOo:

Doctor Duffy · 01-22-2005, 10:30 PM

Jesus christ, what the fuck were those policemen trying to do ?

Arch · 01-22-2005, 10:32 PM

omg that's so cool annoy:

eeves · 01-22-2005, 10:32 PM

issues oOo: eek:

Doctor Duffy · 01-22-2005, 10:33 PM

How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.

Bucknub · 01-22-2005, 10:36 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e89df]How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.[/quote:e89df]

I beleive he's only 16, and he has a kid on the way, is what I heard from the other buggy boys. This guy is fat and ugly as hell. and when I heard he had a kid coming, I was like WTF!@?! who was fuck that fat POS, they the other guys I was talking to said. 'look at his girlfriend and you'll see'

his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.

eeves · 01-22-2005, 10:37 PM

[quote="Kenny Banya":db5fe]
his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.[/quote:db5fe]

rofl... spank:

Doctor Duffy · 01-22-2005, 10:38 PM

[quote="Kenny Banya":73e1a][quote="Sgt. Duffy":73e1a]How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.[/quote:73e1a]

I beleive he's only 16, and he has a kid on the way, is what I heard from the other buggy boys. This guy is fat and ugly as hell. and when I heard he had a kid coming, I was like WTF!@?! who was fuck that fat POS, they the other guys I was talking to said. 'look at his girlfriend and you'll see'

his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.[/quote:73e1a]

Atleast he has one, because I'm wildly handsome, and I dont think I've ever even touched a girl besides my mom..

...man, kids like that should be put in the nut-house. He'll be commiting suicide because he cant seem to beat the +28 Dragon of Fire-Ice.

Nyck · 01-22-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by yves

issues oOo: eek:

^

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

Ive punched a wall before, but never because a console didn't work oOo:

Your such a bad ass...was it when they cancelled "My so called life?"

01-22-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

Ive punched a wall before, but never because a console didn't work oOo:

did you break your wrist?

Nyck · 01-22-2005, 10:44 PM

ps.. a limp wristed slap doesnt count as a punch.

Pyro · 01-22-2005, 10:52 PM

I wasn't trying to break through the wall, but those walls were unbelievably easy to break thorugh, as my friend Mike did the same thing about 2 months ago. He was angry though when he did it, but he didn't even try to hit it hard, and he didn't either.

People get pissed off about things, shit happens, it is life.

And for the record Ive never broken a bone in my body. My bones are strong I guess.

Nyck · 01-22-2005, 10:54 PM

just say my friend....no one fucking cares about his name

01-22-2005, 10:55 PM

pyro, can you friend Mike lift a tree out of his roots, take you accross the universe, or take you exploring in the jungles? i bet he can, with IMAGINEXT!