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Default 75kg Penis Clean & Jerk - 03-15-2005, 07:05 PM

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March 16, 2005


A Chinese man has lifted a 75-kilogram barbell for 10 seconds - with his penis.

Zhan, 55, attributed the skill to a branch of kung fu, the Yangtze Evening Post said.

He said his father taught him the skill to help him get fit after a serious illness when he was 18.

He started training by lifting small bricks with his penis, then gradually added weights and extended duration.

Zhan, a director of the Hong Kong Chinese Culture Development Fund, said he had no interest in applying to Guinness World Records.
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:06 PM

wow...75kg. Let's see....1 kg is just about 2.2lbs so that's about 165lbs ed:


  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:07 PM

"We Asians have very small penis."

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Default 03-15-2005, 07:09 PM

thats why it doesnt hurt there nothing to pul down on the_finger:
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:10 PM

[quote="$p!k3":39d3a]"We Asians have very small penis."

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maybe, but with that kind of workout at least it'll be long....like a piece of spaghetti. ed:
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:20 PM

I saw this program on kung fu and this old master guy could suck his ball up inside so when he got kicked there was nothin to clip ed:
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:32 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":4b87b]I saw this program on kung fu and this old master guy could suck his ball up inside so when he got kicked there was nothin to clip ed:[/quote:4b87b]

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Default 03-15-2005, 07:41 PM

so now his penis stretched out to, what, one inch?
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:42 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":59b08]so now his penis stretched out to, what, one inch?[/quote:59b08]

Asian Penis joke has already been made in this thread.
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:45 PM

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wow...75kg. Let's see....1 kg is just about 2.2lbs so that's about 165lbs ed:
75 kilogram = 165.3466966 pound


Oh, you're good.
  
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:46 PM

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wow...75kg. Let's see....1 kg is just about 2.2lbs so that's about 165lbs ed:
75 kilogram = 165.3466966 pound


Oh, you're good.
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Default 03-15-2005, 07:55 PM

damn freakin metrics.
  
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