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OFFICIAL Joke Thread -
03-17-2005, 12:00 PM
Let's Sticky this one, eh?
one day a son comes home from school, and asks his dad how government works. His father replies "Well think of it this way, son. In this family, your mother is in charge a therefore represents the government, and I'm the economy because I'm the bread winner. the maid is the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother isthe future. so think about that."
that night, the son wakes up because the baby is crying. He checks it and finds a loaded diaper. He goes into his parents bedroom, and his mom is alone in the bed, fast asleep. try as he might, he is unable to wake her up. He then goes down the hall to the maid's room, only to find his father having sex with her. He sneaks off to bed, puts a pillow over the baby's face to silence it, and goes to sleep.
the next morning, his father says to him "so, do you think you understand how government works?"
the son says "yes. the government is in a dream world, ignoring the people, the economy is screwing the working class, and the future is full of shit."
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03-17-2005, 12:02 PM
knock,knock
whose there
stfu
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Senior Member
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03-17-2005, 12:03 PM
Shut up and post pics of your sister
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1st Lieutenant
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03-17-2005, 12:07 PM
aren't there like 900 joke threads floating around here?...
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Administrator
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03-17-2005, 12:37 PM
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
I got nothin'.
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Major
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03-17-2005, 01:16 PM
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know….and I'm going to grow tits too."
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Senior Member
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03-17-2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
I got nothin'.
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i thought that one was pretty lol. |
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03-17-2005, 01:22 PM
oOo:
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03-17-2005, 01:27 PM
[img]http://daily.greencine.com/archives/christopher-walken.jpg[/img]
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03-17-2005, 01:30 PM
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?
... to get their shit back.
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General of the Army
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03-17-2005, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?
... to get their shit back.
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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03-17-2005, 01:37 PM
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
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General of the Army
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03-17-2005, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
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[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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03-17-2005, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
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[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img] |
isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn |
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General of the Army
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03-17-2005, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
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[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img] |
isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn |
LOL fuck off biggrin: almost 9pm and i dont drink.
P.s: best use of that smiley ever. biggrin:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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