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Default Rock with the Rabbi - 04-15-2005, 09:56 PM
Rofl, I just came across this:

The cool and hip new way to enlighten yourself on the Jewish religion:
Introducing the JEWISH iPOD:
http://www.aishaudio.com/ssi/aish/ipod_offer_new.php
  
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Default 04-15-2005, 09:57 PM
[quote:8634c]250 classes (valued at $1750 if sold as CD's or tapes)[/quote:8634c]

the fuck...
  
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Default 04-15-2005, 10:07 PM
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[quote:37b9f]250 classes (valued at $1750 if sold as CD's or tapes)
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oy vey!..better I should die than pay retail.. annoy:
  
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Default 04-15-2005, 10:08 PM
shalom
  
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Default 04-15-2005, 10:27 PM
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Default 04-15-2005, 10:54 PM
So does my iPod come with the yamaka attachment?
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 11:01 AM
[quote="$p!k3":b308d]So does my iPod come with the yamaka attachment?[/quote:b308d]sold seperately happy:
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 02:04 PM
Anyone else expecting something Jewish identifying other than the fucking audio classes. . .How about the Star of david painted on the damn thing of something. . .

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A Jew would never buy this. . .
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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[quote:c1f7b]250 classes (valued at $1750 if sold as CD's or tapes)
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those rich jews.... annoy:
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 02:31 PM
[quote="TGB!":13e88]

A Jew would never buy this. . .[/quote:13e88]

I've heard their sermon books are incredibly huge, and heavy. You know, shrink it all down into a light and white portable thing, its a good deal for the devoted Jew.
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 03:57 PM
Jewish Ipods are the bomb.
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 04:33 PM
On the subject, I was in NYC at this small fashion show thing in sept. and the designer & family were jewish, anyways I was boogying on the dancefloor and noticed 2 of the designer's brothers get on the floor, all formally dressed in the jewish uniform, I thought oh well these geeks won't be able to dance for shit so i watched them whilst downing lots of free vodka....

They started bodypopping, break-dancing, doing fantastic dance moves, it was just freaky but really cool to watch. Don't judge a book by it's cover eh? rock:


....and no it wasn't the vodka hake:

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 06:16 PM
its yarmulke you dumbfuck
  
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Default 04-16-2005, 06:59 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":33d6d]its yarmulke you dumbfuck[/quote:33d6d]

AKA: skullcap, yarmulka, yarmelke

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