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Default American Idol - 02-01-2006, 07:22 PM

LOL, my friend across the hall is the man. He is such a ladies man it's not even funny. He'll go up to any girl and talk to her without hesitation. But anywho, we're watching American Idol (only the first few episodes to hear the shitty singers) and at the end they show the clips for the net episode. A girl is shown singing and he goes, "WOW! I HOOKED UP WITH THAT GIRLLLLL! WOOOOOOO!"

lmao He said that girl sucked his wood. He works at a summer camp with the girl and they have crazy parties at night. He then started calling up all of his friends from camp on his cell saying, "Yo! I just saw Amanda on American Idol!........you hooked up with her too? NICE!" ahah


  
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Default 02-01-2006, 07:25 PM

thank you for this life changing story.


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Default 02-01-2006, 07:29 PM

Your friend/all of his friends have AIDs.
  
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Default Re: American Idol - 02-01-2006, 07:32 PM

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Default 02-01-2006, 07:32 PM

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thank you for this life changing story.
I'll feel very happy knowing you'll be able to fall asleep at night now that you've read my story.

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We can talk about the shitty people on the show:
The one girl that was fat as hell (Looked like "the fat lady" in refrence to the the classic opera singer with the viking hat) was terrible at singing! I can't believe she thought she was great. I laughed my ass off when Simon said, "Did you ever try to get a potato bag and try to stuff that one last potato in?...You know ::stands up:: you try to stuff it in as everything else is bulging out"


  
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Default 02-01-2006, 07:47 PM

lol nice man
  
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Default Re: American Idol - 02-01-2006, 07:50 PM

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Default 02-01-2006, 07:54 PM

coleman we gotta hook up still
  
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Default 02-01-2006, 07:58 PM

most stories sound better in writing then spoken.





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Default 02-02-2006, 04:44 PM

Your friend did a dude? Its name wasnt Amanda.
  
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Default 02-02-2006, 05:40 PM

wtf? who the fuck are you? leave at once or i'll cockslap you till ya bleed !!

hah, got any REAL pics of that chick coleman?


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Default 02-02-2006, 06:42 PM

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hah, got any REAL pics of that chick coleman?
nah, the best thing i can say is just watch the next episode and she'll be in it.


  
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Default 02-02-2006, 06:52 PM

that would be possible, but i doubt i'll see her cuz i life IN FREKKIN BELGIUM oOo: happy:


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