[Coleman]

Don't unwrap your presents too early or else your mom will call the cops on you!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,234638,00.html

[quote:bd356]Mother Has 12-Year-Old Son Arrested for Opening Christmas Gift Early[/quote:bd356]

The mom was 15 when she had the boy. The great grandmother is living at the ripe old age of 63. oOo:

yeah the kid is a douche-bag, but i'm posting the article with a oOo: at the family, not solely at the mother.