[Simo Häyhä]

while walking through the mall getting my mother a birthday present i noticed a taco bell in the food court. feeling very hungry at the moment i went to go get some mexican food. but on my treck to taco bell i passed a little chinese food place called "flaming wok" and the manager of the place with his broken english said "FREE SAMPLE!" i looked over at him holding a piece of seaseme chicken, i walked over and tasted it and it was great. i ordered a meal of seaseme chicken, spicey beef, and fried rice overflowing on this one plate. it was so god damn good i almost whazed in my pants. and it was alot cheaper than a taco meal at taco bell.
bottom line is chineese food is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!11