[Eight Ace]

Women going on boozy nights out have been warned by police to "wear nice pants"
in case they fall down drunk in the street.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up,"
the magazine says. "You could show off more than you intended -- for all our
sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax."

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lol...not having drunkenly shat yourselves would also be a plus. beer: