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Default 04-18-2005, 07:23 PM
in soviet union, dildo fucks YOU
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 07:30 PM
rofl

That reminded me of that one mad tv skit about the depressed truck man
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 04:04 AM
Why wouldn't you just buy one? They aren't expensive.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 05:09 AM
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Why wouldn't you just buy one? They aren't expensive.
Who even needs a dildo badly enough to rent one. If you can't afford to buy one, just use a cucumber or a tree branch, or even a door handle.

Champagne bottles and coke cans also make wonderful dildo alternatives.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 08:37 AM
ROFL imwithstupid: in a good way

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 10:40 AM
Cucumbers work very well. Only problem is that they only last 1-2 times and usually not even a full night.

My girlfriend says the bumps make it really intense.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 01:36 PM
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Cucumbers work very well. Only problem is that they only last 1-2 times and usually not even a full night.

My girlfriend says the bumps make it really intense.
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Default 04-19-2005, 01:38 PM
I use drill bits
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:04 PM
You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:615f4]these[/url:615f4] happy:

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:07 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":d55f3]You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:d55f3]these[/url:d55f3] happy:[/quote:d55f3]
I'll try anything once. happy:
  
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You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:d91ce]these[/url:d91ce] happy:
I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:d91ce]
the spikes make it extra sensitive for anal pleasure happy:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:16 PM
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You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:4d472]these[/url:4d472] happy:
I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:4d472]

ouch happy:
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:22 PM
[quote="mR.cLeAn":f3ac8][quote=Akuma]
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You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:f3ac8]these[/url:f3ac8] happy:
I'll try anything once. happy:[/quote:f3ac8]

ouch happy:[/quote:f3ac8]

most entense orgasm i've ever had.......until the next one came around happy: happy:
  
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You don't know what you're missing until you sit on one of [url=http://www.pirateplanet.com/Brendan_And_Bailey/small/Cactus.jpg:71849]these[/url:71849] happy:
I'll try anything once. happy:
the spikes make it extra sensitive for anal pleasure happy:[/quote:71849]
Won't be the first time using spikes... happy:



































oOo:
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:48 PM
$p!k3s oOo:




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