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Default 05-19-2005, 01:15 PM
Massage your ass with semen. Then get your gay lover to slide it in slowly next time....If you're too sexually excited, you're both going to play a bit too rough....
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 01:59 PM
do u go numba 2 a lot? if so, eat less fiber and get a padded seat cover.
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 02:18 PM
probably the gayest thread you could ever create..


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Default 05-19-2005, 05:19 PM
Do you wear a wallet in your back pocket, sitting on a wallet all day can cause pain...

or else: [url:9f766]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sciatica[/url:9f766]...
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 05:22 PM
ROFL at this thread.
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 06:20 PM
Hemeroids.


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Default 05-19-2005, 06:46 PM
a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 06:49 PM
yes, well you can't be too careful with your arse...I'd get it looked into.
  
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Default 05-19-2005, 06:54 PM
Sitting down too long in front of the computer...
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 05:28 AM
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Sitting down too long in front of the computer...
LOL, I work a full time job, I get 30 minutes at mst somedays on my computer. As for the pain in my beloved ass cheek, it seems to be gone, had a bit of a reappearence last night at work, but left in a matter of minutes, I beleive I am in the clear.
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 11:35 AM
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probably the gayest thread
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 11:37 PM
you've been sitting on your arse for a few many days
  
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Default 05-21-2005, 03:47 AM
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Why oh why would you ask that question here?? Somethings are better left unsaid and this is one of them.
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Default 05-22-2005, 09:02 AM
[quote="Short Hand":8f62a]a little ben gay solved the problem, I feel as good as new now ! rock: beer:[/quote:8f62a]
I'm glad little Ben could be of service to you. He used the lube didn't he?
  
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