"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
Thats one fucked up looking biscuit, more like a burger bun uncut. oOo:
You challenging the quality of American cuisine son. . .I love you like a 3rd cousin but that wont stop me from doing what needs ta be done. . .[/quote:e5280]
I would figure you would know that its the media "spears" hunting dipshit.
Im not out there with my stylin derby hat with a flash card saying "press" on it with my notebook in hand following their every move.
stupid:
I think she must be your fap fantasy or something, which only got more intense when she became full fledged trailer trash.
top 3 things tgb would give his life for.
1. GWB
2. Britney Spears
3. mommas "cone-bread"
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
[quote:8b5aa]top 3 things tgb would give his life for.
1. GWB[/quote:8b5aa]
God and country mother fucker. You keep an eye on the Post-It Note aisle, while the rest of us handle the adult bidness.
[quote:8b5aa]2. Britney Spears[/quote:8b5aa]
Indeed Id like a shot at that. I mean cmon man - yea she's 400 lbs lighter than what you're used to without the stretch-marks in stretch-marks, but shit son, at the very least you could jerk off in front of her. Mix up your tastes mate - instead of the whole fucking cow, go for the hamhock.
[quote:8b5aa]3. mommas "cone-bread"[/quote:8b5aa]
Ha - a "tee-hee you're a nigger" joke. . .now aint that just country boy - it be true though. . .cornbread, greens and some salt-water pork. . .shit yea. . .granted it cant compare to diving into a steaming pile of fat-back, aka Mrs. Nycks Vaginal Hole - but hell. . .im just a man from meager beginnings. . .i can only afford a small woman - feeding a woman of her "stature" would bankrupt a nigga and his whole neighborhood. . .
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/