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Default 09-02-2002, 12:52 AM

LOL, no, I mean, you could've ran to the bathroom and gotten some quickly. And why did you throw the cat in your room?
  
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Default 09-02-2002, 12:57 AM

[quote="SW-14":19f7c]LOL, no, I mean, you could've ran to the bathroom and gotten some quickly. And why did you throw the cat in your room?[/quote:19f7c]

My cats a good fly catcher and will attack anything that moves like that. As soon as he spotted the spider he was going bonkers trying to get it




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-02-2002, 01:00 AM

your cat is like my dog
  
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Default 09-02-2002, 01:03 AM

[quote="[]PanZeR":0a8fc]your cat is like my dog [/quote:0a8fc]


I have 2 cats and a dog




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Default 09-02-2002, 01:23 AM

fat cats are the way


  
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Default 09-02-2002, 07:18 AM

Im just about as bad as you Gerald. Except when i see the little bastards rather then let them escape to return another day I find what ever i can to squish the little shits. I'll toss crap off to teh side trash my room hunting that little thing, using my feet and another things that dont have exposed skin. To this day not one that has shown itself has lived to warn the others.

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So one day i climb in the shower and all the sudden one of the little beast starts webbing its way down from the roof about 3 feet in front of me. So i jump/run/fall out of the shower and quickly turn to keep an eye on the thing. Well eventually it realizes that theres water below and starts climbing up its little string back to the roof. So rather than let that happen i cup my hands and get a puddle of water built up and toss it at the little shit. Again and again untill it slips off the roof and into the tub. Well i decide that the shower just inst washing the bastard away fast enough so i continue to dump hand fulls of water on it until it stops moving. Once it gets near the drain i turn off the shower and put it back on the spout to flush that fucker to his watery doom. I let the spout run for about 2 minutes. I then climbed back in and finished my shower in about 2 minutes i was so freaked the damn thing would be back.

Damned 8 legged vermin.
  
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Default 09-02-2002, 09:35 AM

Reminds me of one time, in our summer house years ago, when I was leaving the house, a large spider had thought that it will take a nice rest in our doorsteps. So there the bastard was, giving me a mean looks and watching my every move, it had just the look on the face that it was dying to come and bite me when I go near it. I thought to give it what it wanted and went near it, and gave him my boot to swallow. Needles to say that the spider this time was out of the luck, and instead of biting me it became just a smelly stain on our doorsteps. That should teach the bastard a lesson.

So anyway, anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia lately? oOo:
  
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Default 09-02-2002, 10:34 AM

Where do you live, Gerard?

I live in Kansas (aka brown recluse country), so I have a good reason to be afraid of spiders since I don't even know what a recluse looks like, and we have a contract to have the house bug-proofed 4 times a year. The occasionaol bug I see inside my house is a dead one
  
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Default 09-03-2002, 04:57 AM

Heres an advice. ...
























BURN THE MOTHERFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Clears throat*

Some water will be nice please.
  
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Default 09-03-2002, 06:26 AM

[quote="Sotilas Jane":a8c83]Reminds me of one time, in our summer house years ago, when I was leaving the house, a large spider had thought that it will take a nice rest in our doorsteps. So there the bastard was, giving me a mean looks and watching my every move, it had just the look on the face that it was dying to come and bite me when I go near it. I thought to give it what it wanted and went near it, and gave him my boot to swallow. Needles to say that the spider this time was out of the luck, and instead of biting me it became just a smelly stain on our doorsteps. That should teach the bastard a lesson.

So anyway, anyone seen the movie Arachnophobia lately? oOo:[/quote:a8c83]

that's what I do just about anytime I see a spider, calmly and quickly, no need to panic guys, you're about 10000 times as big as they are and there's nothing like a high-velocity-spider-penetrating boot to give 'em a bad day.

or use household implements like newspapers, coffe-cups, friend's sandwich, etc. (like in the Garfield comics)
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 05:00 AM

Sometimes a coffee cup won't work because some have a small gap in the bottom. Anwho, i was like you guys you know how i overcame the fear of the spiders? I brought the biggest tarantula in the pet store, it was very uncomfortable at first, but when you see it in its natural state it is very interesting to watch it's like having a nature show right in front of you, especially when you give the giant mother f***er a baby gerbil or a cricket.
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 05:41 AM

HAHAHA, hilarious, Gerard = Little Girly Man hahaha
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 03:17 PM

I hate spiders too but a good boot or shoe does the trick fire2:
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 04:14 PM

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Sometimes a coffee cup won't work because some have a small gap in the bottom. Anwho, i was like you guys you know how i overcame the fear of the spiders? I brought the biggest tarantula in the pet store, it was very uncomfortable at first, but when you see it in its natural state it is very interesting to watch it's like having a nature show right in front of you, especially when you give the giant mother f***er a baby gerbil or a cricket.
I'm just joking, seriously no one but garfield teh cat would use a coffee cup or a sandwich (jon's sandwich of course, not his own)

here's some more: sledgehammer, Barret M-82
  
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Default 09-04-2002, 04:16 PM

or a shoe happy:
  
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