"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
Just knock on their door and ask if they have room for another body in the garden. It could open up a whole range of outdoor activities to you.
imagine the BBQs' rock: