how often do you clean your tool? - Page 2

Bleuachdu · 12-09-2002, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by cameltoe

sori my comp was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..

MISPRINT:

[quote:cba10]sori I was being gay when i pressed submit so i pressed back and submit again thats why it did it sori..I'm a fag[/quote:cba10]

Miscguy · 12-09-2002, 03:33 AM

The sad thing is that 6 people voted.... I know this because i clicked the "View Results" button.

Eight Ace · 12-09-2002, 03:55 AM

...my new years resolutions will be to stop wanking and smoking,
...I'm a twenty-a-day man.....plus I smoke like a chimney.... eek:

Innoxx · 12-09-2002, 04:24 AM

Heh, me too I gotta quit, smoke too much (pack and a half a day), it's eating all my money, and I don't wanna be one of those guys who cough up bile every morning.

Star85 · 12-09-2002, 05:54 AM

are we going to start flaming people about wacking off? biggrin:

12-09-2002, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Star85

are we going to start flaming people about wacking off? biggrin:

of course not, we're just going to kill whitey for inquiring about it

Zap. USMC · 12-09-2002, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

Once a day.

I love "spending quality time by myself" biggrin:

PS. Don't forget to mention how YOU do next time...

ROFL 20+ happy:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 12-09-2002, 06:26 AM

masterbation is wrong! help fight the war on masterbation!
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

12-09-2002, 06:29 AM

please stop posting that link, it makes me cry

Sergeant_Scrotum · 12-09-2002, 06:46 AM

12-09-2002, 07:02 AM

2-3 times a day

JBird · 12-09-2002, 01:35 PM

from the "hatemail section" of that website ROFL:

YOUR WEBSITE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I WISH I COULD MEET YOU AND YOUR GOD THAT SAYS MASTUBATION IS BAD SO I COULD BLOW A HUGE LOAD OF CUM IN YOUR FACE. I JACK OFF IN YOUR BABY DAUGHTERS MOUTH. ILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS AND RIP IT OPEN BITCH. IM JACKING OFF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY DICK UNTILL YOUR WOODEN TEETH FALL OUT AND YOUR TONSILS ARE BRUISED INTO BLOODY PULP. GO SUCK A DONKEYS DICK. I LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. I WILL TAKE AN ANTI ERECTION RING AND STICK IT INTO YOUR DIRTY HAIRY ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD. FUCKING NAZIS SUCK MY PUNK DICK FUCK GOD

---Austin

oh my god that is some funny funny stuff!!!!!!

Star85 · 12-09-2002, 02:35 PM

Property Seizure: Many police departments will seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs. Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.

biggrin: Rememebr, that will happen biggrin:

Tripper · 12-09-2002, 02:57 PM

Hey, it would produce more jobs... biggrin:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 12-09-2002, 10:08 PM

but put the kleenx industry out of busniness.