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Default ...titter, snort, guffaw... - 01-23-2003, 12:05 AM

Q. Whats the difference between a lesbian and a rhinoceros..?

A. The flannelette shirt.*

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A man walks into a pharmacy:-
Man: I'd like some deodorant please.
Pharmacist: Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Man: Actually it's for my underarms, if you don't mind!!

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Default 01-23-2003, 12:07 AM

[quote:0a279]man walks into a pharmacy:-
Man: I'd like some deodorant please.
Pharmacist: Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Man: Actually it's for my underarms, if you don't mind!! [/quote:0a279]
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Default Re: ...titter, snort, guffaw... - 01-23-2003, 01:12 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":68683]Q. Whats the difference between a lesbian and a rhinoceros..?

A. The flannelette shirt.*

(*joke not guaranteed to work outside Australia)



A man walks into a pharmacy:-
Man: I'd like some deodorant please.
Pharmacist: Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?
Man: Actually it's for my underarms, if you don't mind!!

oOo:[/quote:68683]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh mercy *wipes a tear from eye*. biggrin: Good stuff Ace, as usual. wink:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 01:17 AM

i dont get the first one, but the second one owns
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 05:27 AM

i dun get it oOo:


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Default 01-23-2003, 06:04 AM

Lol thx for the disclamer oOo:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 06:08 AM

huh?
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:12 AM

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i dont get the first one, but the second one owns
Same. eek:
  
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