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Default 06-10-2003, 01:38 PM
probably an hour

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Default 06-10-2003, 01:39 PM
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What about spending time in th bathroom passed out after puking?

I think i've done that before in my own house. My mom wasn't too pleased, to say the least.

At the time I was 17 and came home from a haloween party just plastered. I probably spent from 3am till like 7am in there sleeping/puking. Fun times.

The longest shit i've taken i probably an hour or two. Leave no turd behind.
  
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Hopefully there are no flames shooting up from your crotch, though...
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Default 06-10-2003, 01:49 PM
has anyone puked and crapped at the same time ed:. not that i have....
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:11 PM
I do big-ass shits all the time. I'm talking, Heavy Ammunition.

Most I've spent on the toilet is probably a half-hour though..... not counting spewing.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:15 PM
I spent what seemsed like most of a night in a bathroom once.

I was on vacation in Florida and I got either a stomach flu or a mild case of west nile, I was pretty much fucked up for the next two days after that.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:16 PM
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has anyone puked and crapped at the same time ed:. not that i have....
I've heard of a story of exactly that happening in a restaurant bathroom, but I am sceptical and think it is an urban legend or something.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:16 PM
Man, I dominated one about 20 minutes ago. biggrin:

Paperwork was almost non-existant...you gotta love that.

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Default 06-10-2003, 02:17 PM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":1b98c]I spent what seemsed like most of a night in a bathroom once.

I was on vacation in Florida and I got either a stomach flu or a mild case of west nile, I was pretty much fucked up for the next two days after that.[/quote:1b98c]

shit I hate it when I type too fast and get extra letters in words cry:
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 02:17 PM
lol urban legend indeed.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 03:31 PM
once i felt sick and had to take a crap so iwas crapping an had to barf so i whip out the trashcan and barf like no tomorrow while crapping cry:
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 03:54 PM
10-20 minutes
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 04:11 PM
This is charming.

I feel so left out because I never actually timed myself oOo:
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 04:13 PM
Jesus christ, you people can sit and shit for half an hour?? I'd recommend some "Draino" for your plugged up assholes.

I usually take 10-15 minutes at the LONGEST. If anything, I shit in like 3-5 minutes.
  
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Default 06-10-2003, 04:26 PM
My dumps are usually about 1 minute.
  
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