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Default 08-02-2003, 11:13 PM

[quote="Super 61":91b3b][quote="Super 61":91b3b]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:91b3b][/quote:91b3b]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 12:03 AM

Varsity football
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www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 12:34 AM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":52661]
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I got punched in the fucking temple a week ago - still hurts like hell when I chew.
why did u get punched[/quote:52661]

Because this stupid drunk fuck tried to attack me and two of my mates, with his 3 friends.
He ended up in hospital with a Broken Nose, Jaw and Hand. Which serves him fucking right for starting shit in the first place.

.....But of course, I did get thrown on the ground and punched in the temple. Still, it doesn't take a quantum physicist to tell who is worse off.
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 07:16 AM

Oh yeah I had to have a hernia operation when I was 5 weeks old. Nearly died.
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 02:45 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":dd4b2][quote="Super 61":dd4b2][quote="Super 61":dd4b2]having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen[/quote:dd4b2][/quote:dd4b2]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:dd4b2]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 03:14 PM

I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 08:39 PM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":741f5]I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS[/quote:741f5]

Ouch that sounds painful.

I never got a broken bone, I never got knocked unconsious for more than 20 seconds, I never got a concussion and I never got stabbed, shot neither a stitch. Never broke my ankle or fingers. The worst I got was a sprained wrist and ankle and some serious flesh wound which recovered rather quickly.
I guess I'm the only one whos clever or jsut the one with the common sense not to get injured in an accident or plain lucky unlike most morons out there who deliberately hurt themselves to show off to their friends with their scars.
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 09:17 PM

1. shot in the neck with a paintball
2. WORST calf and foot cramp ever after major wipeout while bodyboarding...couldnt walk for about a week...
3.hit in the nuts with a lacrosse ball without a cup on....


  
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Default 08-03-2003, 09:25 PM

was lined up in a firing squad, took 10 bullets to the chest and 12 to the head. survived that, and on the way back from the hospital, hit a deer in my car and nearly died
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 09:25 PM

Climbing a tree, fell down on a branch 'bout the size of my upper arm.
Thing is, i took the fall with me nuts ONLY...
Couldnt use me bike for 'bout a week, and had major problems sitting down the first 2 days.. hake:



  
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Default 08-03-2003, 09:28 PM

Was jumping up and down on my parent's bed, fell and busted my lip on the hardwood edge. Had to get stitches in my damn lip, I could only eat Cream of Wheat for like a week. It also hurt like hell when they took the stitches out.
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 10:19 PM

1.Had a thing on my lip cut off, or something was done to it, and I didnt want the luaghing gas, I like to be aware of my surrondings, so I asked for a shot instead. They gave them to me in the top of my mouth, and I could fell them up in my nose. I shut my eyes so tight that when I opended them tears poured out.
2. At School we would hit ourslves and each other with things, like gluesticks. Yes I know its stupid, but we had nothing to do.
3.Paintball on the Inside Thigh
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 10:44 PM

[quote=Tripper][quote="Eight Ace":0d146][quote="Super 61":0d146]
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having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen
[/quote:0d146]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:0d146]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....[/quote:0d146]

wouldn't work, your stomach is already acidic and there's a thing that keeps acid from going to the bloodstream from the digestive system
  
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Default 08-03-2003, 11:16 PM

taking it in the ass from an african american
  
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Default 08-04-2003, 12:24 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":5d271][quote=Tripper][quote="Eight Ace":5d271][quote="Super 61":5d271]
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having a straw stuck up you dick to remove dried semen
[/quote:5d271]
...couldn't you have just blown it out with a fresh discharge..?ed:[/quote:5d271]

....Yeah....wtf?

You should have just drank some acid and fucking pissed it out....[/quote:5d271]

wouldn't work, your stomach is already acidic and there's a thing that keeps acid from going to the bloodstream from the digestive system[/quote:5d271]

Well, shit then, just dip your cock straight down in the acid.
  
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