Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work - Page 2

Neo Nazi Hitler · 10-24-2003, 08:58 PM

ah.

I hate shittin at school.

I avoid it as much as possible.

I'm afraid of TTD's..

Toliet Transmitted Diseases.

Rannoch · 10-24-2003, 10:07 PM

To go along with the dump guide, its your crap identifying guide
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm

Bucknub · 10-24-2003, 10:19 PM

[quote:7ae41]POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.[/quote:7ae41]

those are hilarious

Short Hand · 10-24-2003, 11:03 PM

-just read it lol. really funny shit happy: rock:

Bazooka_Joe · 10-25-2003, 12:43 AM

That's so great, I follow like maybe 90% of those rules at work lol

Sicilian_Summers · 10-25-2003, 06:59 AM

lol, good post Zoner.

At school, I hold my poops until I can reach the locker room when school ends, which is usually full of varsity players who purposely shit in the Freshman locker room, lol.

Falco* · 10-25-2003, 09:31 AM

hehehe, im gonna print this out and post it in every bathroom at my job

Stinger_Dude · 10-25-2003, 09:55 PM

The author must be one really paranoid guy. I mean I dont give if someone is taking a dump in the men toilets. Its human nature to take a shit.

Eight Ace · 10-25-2003, 11:10 PM

...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...

JBird · 10-26-2003, 12:45 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":35d27]...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...[/quote:35d27]

rock: you are one of my favorite poster's here beer:

elitecloud · 10-26-2003, 03:17 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":2102b]...yeah, he goes on a bit, I'm just the opposite, I mean "courtesy flush"..??, puhleeze... rolleyes:
I like to know no-one else is in the bathroom so I get out of the cubicle without flushing!
...some days I'll even leave my stoolage in one cubicle and then hide in another cubicle
I have the themes of "Jaws" and "Cape Fear" ready to go on a cd player, and when I hear
the bathroom door open....well, lets just say you could cut the atmosphere with a knife...[/quote:2102b]

LMAO!! that's a good one.....dun dun...dun dun dun dun...wahhhhhhhhhhhh

ahhh a poopie

*SCREAM*
happy:

Miscguy · 10-26-2003, 12:32 PM

Im a private pooper. I will not use a shitter when someone else is in the bathroom. Luckly where i work has two bathrooms, one up front that is multiple use, and one in back that is single person. I only use the single person. Even when on break up front, if i feel the urge i walk to the back.

Im not to big on urnal's either, i tend to use stalls for pissing in most public places.

Yeah im a bit stupid:

Zap. USMC · 10-26-2003, 03:35 PM

Urinals are fucking disgusting - said plainly. I'm afraid a couple crabs will hop on while I'm taking a piss...

I TRY to hold my shit in at school. Unfortunatly I have to shit every morning around 9am. I think it's just that I sit around all day at school that when I have to shit, I can't really hold it because of sitting. If I was standing around it would be a different situation considering I can move around and try to take my mind off of it. lol

Not to mention when I get nervous I get dierrehea LOL. Sometimes I get so damn nervous for a certain game or test I'll be shittin' waterlogs for the rest of the day.

Cpl Luz · 10-26-2003, 03:38 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":cd41a]I have to shit every morning.[/quote:cd41a]
Yea, Er... Thanks for that

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":cd41a]I'll be shittin' waterlogs for the rest of the day[/quote:cd41a]
Thanks again

ROFL

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 10-26-2003, 05:12 PM

How about the one where you put some toiler paper on the water so as to muffle the sound of the splash?

This guy is obviously not a pro. eek: