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Default 01-13-2004, 10:23 AM
HAW HAW HAW!

YEEEEEE-OWWWWW!!! ed:

You'd have a good lawsuit. No cock, but a good lawsuit.

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Default 01-13-2004, 10:23 AM
[quote="Old Reliable":ee1eb]i dont trust it, what if it has a defect and gets a darth vader grip on the ol joystick ed:[/quote:ee1eb]

Aye, that would be interesting... No doubt there's already a version of that. oOo:
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 11:39 AM
They made the hand to big for the Japs, Should be about the size of a 10 year olds hand. Who they trying to kid?
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 12:24 PM
well, they already have cartoon porn (Hentai), a weird schoolgirl fetish (the whole "sailor suit" thing), so why not a meachanical masturbator (sp?)
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 12:28 PM
im starting my japanese side course on feb the 6th. which will be fun

you wanna go to realdoll.com. thats the shit
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 12:30 PM
Howard Stern has one of them...said it was the best sex he ever had.

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Default 01-13-2004, 12:57 PM
couple of pics i made of it..

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatron%20copy.jpg[/img]

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Default 01-13-2004, 12:58 PM
werent they on ebaum?











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Default 01-13-2004, 02:16 PM
There is no fucking way i would ever put one of those ANYWHERE IN THE FUCKING VICINITY of Li'l Wilko. annoy:

The Japanese are messed up. This is not rascism, this is fact. Just follow that goddamned link. ed:
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 02:18 PM
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Default Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself - 01-13-2004, 02:26 PM
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well then buy this invention

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Default Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself - 01-13-2004, 02:37 PM
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well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm
its ok. your grandma is good enough.
[img]http://www.metalprovider.com/necrophilia/_borders/1motion.jpg[/img]

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Default 01-13-2004, 05:48 PM
what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 05:50 PM
do they take Visa?!
  
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Default 01-13-2004, 06:47 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":3b2b5]what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?[/quote:3b2b5]

I dunno why dont you go ask him over on the other board I got it off of?..cmon man you should know by now..

someone stumbles on it then its posted everywhere on every board.
everyone laughs ha ha its funneh biggrin:

then its reposted at least 15 times and you get cuss:

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