[Snuff]

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Chris-Rock/No-Sex.html

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

[quote="Eight Ace":3699c][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3699c]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:3699c]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."[/quote:3699c]

Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers.

Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:

[Eames]

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da][quote="Eight Ace":cc9da][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:cc9da]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."[/quote:cc9da]

Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers.

Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:[/quote:cc9da]

wtf are "kebab's" mate?

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

Some greasy crap, usually dog meat wrapped in pita bread.

[img]http://forum.nifty.com/fworld/airline/eu/kebab.jpg[/img]

[Eight Ace]

[quote="Cpl. Eames":f1b03]wtf are "kebab's" mate?[/quote:f1b03]

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/saddam_found.gif[/img]

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

looks like the guy who served me... eek:

[Eames]

http://www.bnp.org.uk/

[ninty]

[img]http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/hizbollah.jpg[/img]

[Eames]

hezbollah picture? you fucking muslim loving fagget i bet you were singing along with that al-queda rap song.

Originally Posted by ninty9

[img]http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/hizbollah.jpg[/img]

lol, what a bunch of b00ns, even a redneck would know that the AK looks nothing like thier picture,
they're missing the gas return tube thingy biggrin:

looks more like a cross between an AK and a Tommy

[Machette]

[quote="Cpl. Eames":fa506]hezbollah picture? you fucking muslim loving fagget i bet you were singing along with that al-queda rap song.[/quote:fa506] rolleyes:


calmdown:

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

When did the British National Party & suicide bomber logos enter this thread? eek:

[Himmler]

in november ill be 18 and be going to strip clubs!! yeeah biggrin: biggrin:

[JBird]

[quote="Eight Ace":5b345][quote="Cpl. Eames":5b345]wtf are "kebab's" mate?[/quote:5b345]

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/saddam_found.gif[/img][/quote:5b345]

FUCKING OMG LMAO!!!!!!111


is that our infidel hating friend saddam hacking some meat?

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: rock:

[MinorThreat]

while i love a big ole set of titas... money spent at a strip club is money better spent pouring drinks down some girls throat at a bar... at least you may get some return on your investment...