pfff.... name someone who is... whos got that figure...
Fake tits is a big turn off. Hell, even real, big ones are. I like teh small tittuhs. I could name like 2354690 other people i would sleep with over her
Lmao @ her book title.."how to make love like a pornstar"
dress like plumber...
use the line "Im hear to clean your pipes"
use multiple positions
blow a fat ass load all over her face
rinse and repeat
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
what I will give her however is that she stayed fresh. even though shes married she never just fucked her husband on tape like some stupid bitches (ie devon and jill kelly, who only fuck their boyfriends) Thats fucking gay.
bitch your a porn skank, now go take a fat load from peter north and stfu.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/