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Default Pinnicle of Angst - 11-29-2004, 08:58 AM

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/archive/teens.shtml

some fucking funny shit

half of u tards can relate to this.
  
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Default 11-29-2004, 08:59 AM

[quote:967bd]I can't even pleasure him orally - Charlotte, NZ, Age 19

I have a fungal infection that makes my face grow spontaneous deformities. It is inoperable. It makes it impossible to eat. I have a boyfriend who uses me for sex. But he only takes me anally as he says "the vagina is the house of the Devil" and refuses to have normal sex. I can't even pleasure him orally as my mouth is so swollen most of the time, it's painful.

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"house of the devil" $10 says he's a bible thumping redneck




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 11-29-2004, 09:06 AM

"the vagina is the house of the Devil"
  
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Default 11-29-2004, 09:07 AM

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I wish I never had this waste-of-time kid - Heidi, Mount Vernon, Age 17

I'm 17 years old and I have a kid. No job. I dropped out of school last year. I live with my baby's father, a crazy bi-polar afro-fuck. I have no friends, the only friend I really have is a girl named oompa who is fat and nasty and thinks every guy in existence wants her nasty ass. I live in a little apartment on the west side of town, were Ii spend all of my time learning things about my baby like when he's sitting besides the vacuum cleaner and I yell "VROOM VROOM" he cries himself asleep. I just wish I never had this waste of time kid and i wish the next time oompa comes over she hits me with her car and i fall over dead.

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Default 11-29-2004, 09:16 AM

oompa? biggrin:




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Default 11-29-2004, 09:16 AM

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......the only friend I really have is a girl named oompa................i wish the next time oompa comes over she hits me with her car and i fall over dead.

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Default 11-29-2004, 09:16 AM

bi-polar afro-fuck... oOo:...
  
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Default 11-29-2004, 09:21 AM

[img]http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/oompa.gif[/img]


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Default 11-29-2004, 03:18 PM

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Default 11-29-2004, 03:20 PM

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