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Colonel
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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03-18-2005, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Sniper101
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One day Bill Clinton goes to a school to talk about Accidents, Tragedies and Great losses. So he asks the class, "Can anyone give me an example of an accident?" Little Suzie stands up and say, " Well, my friend was playing with a ball and it rolled into the street and when she went to get it she got hit by a car." Bill said, "Thank you Suzie, that is a very good example of an accident. Now can anyone give me an example of a great loss?" Billy says, "Well a bus load of kinds on a field trip hit a pot hole, lose control and go off a cliff and all die." Bill says, "Very good Billy, does everyone understand why that is a great loss?" They all say yes and Bill goes on with the next question. "Now, can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?" Well smart ass Johnny stands up and says, "You, your fat assed wife Hillary and that Dick Al Gore are flying in Airforce One over hostile waters when you get shot down by and enemy missile and all die." Shocked by Johnny's answer Bill asks how he knew that was a tragedy and Johnny replies, " Well it ain't an accident and it sure the hell ain't a Great Loss."
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HA! I havent heard that 1 in years happy: |
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Major
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
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03-18-2005, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sniper101
Heres one you can play on your Friends
Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?
Dog....
Wall...
Door...
Finger...
Map....
Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin:
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i dont understand that... |
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Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 7,860
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: one
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03-18-2005, 08:20 PM
IAM A PENIS
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,583
Join Date: Jun 2004
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03-18-2005, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by Sniper101
Heres one you can play on your Friends
Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?
Dog....
Wall...
Door...
Finger...
Map....
Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin:
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i dont understand that... |
What tony said. |
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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03-18-2005, 08:36 PM
This one works too:
Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I , spell the word, and say sovvuselessshit at the end. ok?
Map...
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Staff Sergeant
Posts: 1,505
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Good Ol' Nor'east
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03-18-2005, 08:46 PM
Did your mommy tell you that? biggrin:
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,316
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Joisy?
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03-18-2005, 08:52 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":7d9f7]This one works too:
Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I , spell the word, and say sovvuselessshit at the end. ok?
Map...[/quote:7d9f7]
i dont get it....
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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03-29-2005, 05:35 PM
Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....
http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/ |
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Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 7,162
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Plymouth, MA
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03-29-2005, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ninty9
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ROFLROFLRFOLROFLROFLRLOFORFOLOF.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,201
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Narf.
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03-29-2005, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ninty9
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LMAO!!!!
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Originally Posted by Arch
sillybeans!
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
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03-29-2005, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Whatada
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Originally Posted by ninty9
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LMAO!!!! |
Rofl. Go look at the comments..give you even more of a kick. |
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Colonel
Posts: 9,369
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
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03-29-2005, 06:19 PM
dance:
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