clotting blood - Page 3

Sergeant_Scrotum · 08-08-2005, 10:57 PM

I do believe the official way is to just keep your head level, tilt it back and its going to fill your stomach and you will throw up. Tilt to far forward and it will gush out due to high back pressure. Then apply constant pressure on either of the two places suggested. Just keep it there constantly. If you keep moving it and changing position the platelets will never have time to clot the blood and stop the bleeding.

Sniper101 · 08-08-2005, 11:13 PM

its actually more like 30 degrees, which is just enough to hold most blood vessel there verical so they can clot without running. and youre right, they always keep changing from the bridge to the nostrils. i perfer the bridge since, if done properly, more effective than the nostrils since you have something to pinch the vessels against. but the nostils is a more general one since its easier to do for effectiveness

Doctor Duffy · 08-08-2005, 11:14 PM

NO, IT'S 43 DEGRESS!!!!!!!!!!11111

Sniper101 · 08-08-2005, 11:17 PM

guess it depends on the shnauz

Cool Fool · 08-09-2005, 01:54 AM

[quote="newt.":185f3]yea some guy fucking punched me in the face, at the gasstation. i dunno know why I fucked up his lip and almost broke my hand on his jaw. the dude was like 40 or something. it stopped bleeding but started again after i took a shower, and I'm going out with some friends so you know fuck bloody noses[/quote:185f3]

good thing it wasnt a guy like arkan...haha

Mr.Buttocks · 08-09-2005, 04:48 AM

[quote="Short Hand":04c83]cock in the nose.[/quote:04c83]

newt. · 08-12-2005, 04:04 AM

fuck dudes, I went to the doctors and they put silver nitrate up my nose fixed good, i was awesome.... day later i got a soccer ball in the face. now tonight I woke up at 4am covered in blood. my pillow was half soaked in it, and there was a pool of blood on my bed, soaked thru the sheets and all that shit. then after i was up it took a good 10 minutes for it to stop.

what should i do?

Johnj · 08-12-2005, 05:24 AM

Go find the guy and talk more shit to him.

beer: dance:

Jimbo@ · 08-12-2005, 05:57 AM

Go to the sink and blow your nose as hard as you can. Blow all that blood out.

Bleuachdu · 08-12-2005, 08:01 AM

Whenever I wake up covered in, presumably my own, blood, the first thing I do is hop on to GF1.com for some friendly conversation and sound medical opinion.

Miscguy · 08-12-2005, 09:04 AM

Your fucking weak. I've broken my nose 3 times and never had this much trouble with it bleeding. Tell you what, grab a match, light it, and shove it up there. Should carderize the shit.

Simo Häyhä · 08-12-2005, 09:06 AM

Maybe you should let your nose heal a few days after getting your ass kicked by a 40 year old man

Doctor Duffy · 08-12-2005, 09:11 AM

Screw it, just cut the stupid thing off.

newt. · 08-12-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy

Your fucking weak. I've broken my nose 3 times and never had this much trouble with it bleeding. Tell you what, grab a match, light it, and shove it up there. Should carderize the shit.

yes sir! lance corporal sir!

ps silver nitrate is how they cauterize it, dumbass scumbag

Doctor Duffy · 08-12-2005, 11:43 AM

The mammoths diverged from the Asian elephants about 4.8 million years ago, after their common ancestor split from the African elephants about 7.3 million years ago, meaning that the mammoths were in fact more closely related to the modern Indian elephant than the African elephant is to either. Since there is a known case in which an Indian elephant and an African elephant have produced a live offspring, it has been theorised that if mammoths were still alive today, they would be able to interbreed with Indian elephants, and this has led to the idea that perhaps a mammoth-like beast could be recreated by taking genetic material from a frozen mammoth and combining it with that from a modern Indian elephant. However, not enough genetic material has been found in frozen mammoths for this to be attempted [1].