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2nd Lieutenant
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Location: Good ol' England!
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To be Six -
08-28-2005, 05:59 AM
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!
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General of the Army
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Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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08-28-2005, 08:42 AM
rofl, owned. biggrin:
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Captain
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Location: Anaheim, CA
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08-28-2005, 01:08 PM
hah, kinda reminds me of this part from the simpsons. someone make a owned pic out of it or something.
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General of the Army
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08-28-2005, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
hah, kinda reminds me of this part from the simpsons. someone make a owned pic out of it or something.
[url=http://img263.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img04754tb.jpg:e536d][img]http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4783/img04754tb.th.jpg[/img][/url:e536d]
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what episode? |
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Sergeant 1st Class
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Location: Syracuse, New York
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08-28-2005, 01:18 PM
You know what episode
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Captain
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Location: Anaheim, CA
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08-28-2005, 01:20 PM
its on disc 2 of season 5, its either "marge on the lam" or "barts inner child." im pretty sure its barts inner child.
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Senior Member
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08-28-2005, 01:25 PM
[img]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/7541/img04754tbcopy4uc.jpg[/img]
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Captain
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Location: Anaheim, CA
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08-28-2005, 01:26 PM
lool
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General of the Army
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08-28-2005, 01:29 PM
image too big cry:
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Senior Member
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08-28-2005, 01:54 PM
I bet he didn't get any that night. dance:
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Senior Member
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08-28-2005, 02:57 PM
[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/753665947429df7a7c4571.png[/img]
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Major
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08-28-2005, 04:58 PM
lol owned
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