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Default 06-02-2006, 07:41 PM

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WTF!? Dont you losers have girlfriends that weigh more than 4 ounces!? annoy:
4 ounces? eek:
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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:41 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":18a21]exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.[/quote:18a21] oOo:

...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:44 PM

another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:46 PM

no my gf is not another guy eek: There is a pic of here in the photo album thread I think.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 07:52 PM

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exactly. I have a girlfriend and we do have sex, but when were apart I jack off to stay in practice.
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...Is your "girlfriend" another guy?
just kidding manggg[/quote:e3234]

I wish I was his boyfriend.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 08:04 PM

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another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?
As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:


  
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Default 06-02-2006, 08:08 PM

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another inquiry.. Nyck, does your girl (wife) approve you of beating off to other chicks? or does she even know that you do?
As if any married man needs permission to beat off. oOo: Any man in general needs no permission. Maybe you do. rolleyes:
He didn't say does he have permission from her, he just asked if she approved. As in, she's not going to stop him but does she give a shit.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 08:34 PM

Don't really care fuck sometimes a nia wants to pop his wadd then sleeping: Fuck all the extra work


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Default 06-02-2006, 09:54 PM

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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)
Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 09:56 PM

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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)
Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.
dude whateva..... r u serious?
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 10:05 PM

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Why in the hell would you beat off if you have a gf? (within city limits)
Spoken like someone who has never had a long-term g/f.
dude whateva..... r u serious?
Absolutely.

Having a significant other doesn't mean you get sex whenever and as often as you require. Only males would drop everything and dodge responsibilities for sex - That is not at all a typical female trait.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 10:20 PM

im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 10:31 PM

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im not saying that i get everytime i want it man. is that what you got from my statement? all i was saying is that if you have a gf (assuming she doesnt hold out on you for whatever reason rolleyes: ) there is no need to beatoff. Why would I go and beat off to another woman pictures or even her pics if im already gettin it...!? That really doesn't make any sense trip.. pls explain.
I understand what Tripper is saying. As males we require almost daily sexual attention, and there will be times in which our respective girlfriends will be unable to attend to our needs. In such cases it falls upon our own hands (Literally and figuratively) to meet those needs.

If your girlfriend is giving you sex as often as you want it, rock: .

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Default 06-02-2006, 11:17 PM

I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice


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Default 06-02-2006, 11:42 PM

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I remember before all this cable digital tv shit I was maybe 15-16. the porn channel was on reg cable just a higher channel and one glorious evening at 11 pm the gods smiled upon me and it was magically descrambled.

I popped in a vcr tape and pressed record.

I think spent a night of fapping to jenna jameson, chasey lain and various other mid 90s porn

I decided to stay home the next day from school because I was "sick" aka balls drained.

we used to have a cheater box as well when I was 16-17 that got every channel. I used to unhook it from upstairs in theliving room and take it down stairs and fap to playboy or spice
fuck jesus and the bible - THAT was the 'Greatest Story Ever Told.' biggrin: rock:
  
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