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Default Hey men - 07-15-2006, 04:38 PM

You guys fancy getting naked and working with some heavy machinery tonight? I'm in that kind of mood.
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 04:49 PM

I'm game
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 04:52 PM

i work with heavy machinery every night.
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 04:59 PM

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i work with heavy machinery every night.
Judas...I'm flattered that you call my ding-dong heavy machinery. See you at 11pm tonight sweets ::Kiss::


  
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Default 07-15-2006, 05:14 PM

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Default 07-15-2006, 05:33 PM

id love to, however, COMATOSE ACTUALLY HAS A DATE.

Shes quite cute too.
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 05:34 PM

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id love to, however, COMATOSE ACTUALLY HAS A DATE.

Shes quite cute too.
oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: is she blind



  
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Default 07-15-2006, 05:54 PM

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id love to, however, COMATOSE ACTUALLY HAS A DATE.

Shes quite cute too.
hey congrats mang happy: ........not sure if it's the truth, but wtf nag:


  
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Default 07-15-2006, 05:55 PM

i'm naked under my clothes.

does that turn you on?


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Default 07-15-2006, 10:46 PM

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Default 07-15-2006, 10:47 PM

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does that turn you on?
get some lip reduction surgery, then perhaps.
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 10:54 PM

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i'm naked under my clothes.

does that turn you on?
get some lip reduction surgery, then perhaps.
ur gay
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 11:01 PM

go suck a lemon, firecrotch.
  
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Default 07-15-2006, 11:03 PM

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i'm naked under my clothes.

does that turn you on?
get some lip reduction surgery, then perhaps.
only if you get gay reduction surgery.... zip zap


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Default 07-15-2006, 11:07 PM

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i'm naked under my clothes.

does that turn you on?
get some lip reduction surgery, then perhaps.
only if you get gay reduction surgery.... zip zap
but thats a catch 22. If i get gay reduction surgery, i will no longer find you attractive, but if i dont, i still wont find you attractive cuz you arent getting your lip reduction surgery.

then again, your lips could come in handy when you are sucking on my hot sweaty, throbbing cock..

jeez, decisions decisions.
  
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