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Originally Posted by Eames

um wtf? so what do i need to buy to do what i want to do???

Well, to do what you really want, you should buy the following:

Go get a pair of shiny italian leather loafers, along with some Calvin Klein man-thong underwear. Then, get a few tight fitting button down shirts, with vertical or slanted wide-set stripes. Buy tight white bellbottom pants to match. This should enable you to hit all the gaybars in town, finally fulfilling your need for man-lust. Theres nothing to be ashamed of anymore silly! You're in the military now! Once you start humping dudes left and right, you'll be all set for the Citadel. You'll also probably stop hating all other races, because you'll realize that the guyz are totally hott!