[JBird]

zing!

so i was at this bar the elbow room in chicago.......


my friend is a school teacher, and all of her GORGEOUS school teacher friends show up.

i had never met them before....3 out of the 4 were just amazing...



i wish i had pics.



anywhoo i start vibing with one, her name is johanna. she is down, i ask her if she wants to go somewhere else after this bar we are at....she says

"ya, you pic kthe place..." im like yes...im in.

10 minutes later after talking with her girlfriends she is playing a differnt tune.


" iactualy have to go home with my friends, and hang out at their place...sorry"

what is this shit? god i cant stand this, i call it



' non horny drunk friends are jealous of hitting on a hot guy like me syndrome'


fuck it, im going to t o go pass out and think about what could have happened and torture myself about it all weekend.


ive had a few tooo many tongiht so fuck off


beer: