Cook your bacon in the microwave and you won't fuck it up.
Most people wouldn't.
beer:
Mark "gshock" Wilson:I'm going to die
Nyck: Awesome
Nyck: From Bacon Smoke Inhalation?
Mark "gshock" Wilson: I cooked it in the microwave
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/