[Maplegyver]

Originally Posted by Akuma

Ram a 6ft long sharp, jagged, metal pole up your ass until it pierces through your skull.

Or

Take a knife and cut your tongue down the center. Fill your mouth with gasoline. Turn on a some type of electric saw and start cutting your self in half at the groin. Once the blade get to your stomach drop a match into your mouth.

Want more suggestions?

did you come up with that?
if yes you are very creative.
ive decided not to