[JBird]

[quote="Old Reliable":644b1]ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol[/quote:644b1]

arrive at the party with like 6 chicks (friends of yours)...have them dressed up with housewife clothing from like the 50s, something obvious like that to let ppl know they are housewives. when ppl come up to you and ask you what you are say " i am a male suitor, providing my semen so they can have children...or something to that effect.

lol my friend in college showed up at a costume keg party and did this very thing , it owned. he was dressed up like an ivy league professor with a pointy goatee beard , reading glasses, and a pipe. rock: the chicks were loving it too... (dont let your chicks run off though, otherwise the joke is ruined.)


^ regarding the giant calander. you have to make it , boon. get some big pieces of cardboard, and put white bedsheet over it , cut holes for your head arms and legs (square cardboard obviously) then draw a calander on the bedsheet biggrin: