[Jin-Roh]

Two friends and I were yelled at by a grumpy old guy during Troy. My friend constanly makes this sniffing noise. So he came up to us and said, "Which one of you fuckers is doing doing that?!". I chuckled. He totally missed the best part to, when Hector was krilled.

It's also fun to take a piss near the exit that leads straight outside, according to my friend who has no respect for anyone or anything when it comes to pissing. He pisses on churches (many times), people (he pissed on my friend who was drunk and half-conscience), and cars. Wait... No, those were two fag-like retarded girls who pissed on my friends car and now the paint is corroding, stupid fucking bitches.

You know what is also fun? Going 10-15 miles per hour in a 35-mph zone, making someone get up right on your ass, right when they try to pass you, you speed up and just be an asshole. Ho Joyles!

The Rocket-Propelled-Grenade is effin leet. I wouldn't mind getting one for christmas.

I am talking to this Jewish girl, her name is Helene and she is short. I saw a movie with her. She is cool.

I happen to be watching some really nice footage from Iraq on the history. channel.