[Zoner]

Nick Cage has his moments, but the majority of his movies are horrid.

Gone in 60 Seconds: Aptly named. That was about the length of time I stayed in the theater.

Captain Corelli's Mandolin: Cage manages to pussify a movie set in the WWII era. Nice

Windtalkers: See "Captain Corelli's Mandolin".

Matchstick Men: Didn't see it. Certain it licked balls.

The Family Man: ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

City of Angels: He shoulda been castrated for this movie....if he had nuts, that is.

Con Air: Ok, I'll give him this one. Not a bad flick. I liked it probably because Dave Chappelle was in it.

Face/Off: One actor I hate more than Nick Cage is John Travolta.


I could go on,. but I'm getting stomach sick.