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Default OFFICIAL Joke Thread - 03-17-2005, 12:00 PM

Let's Sticky this one, eh?

one day a son comes home from school, and asks his dad how government works. His father replies "Well think of it this way, son. In this family, your mother is in charge a therefore represents the government, and I'm the economy because I'm the bread winner. the maid is the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother isthe future. so think about that."

that night, the son wakes up because the baby is crying. He checks it and finds a loaded diaper. He goes into his parents bedroom, and his mom is alone in the bed, fast asleep. try as he might, he is unable to wake her up. He then goes down the hall to the maid's room, only to find his father having sex with her. He sneaks off to bed, puts a pillow over the baby's face to silence it, and goes to sleep.

the next morning, his father says to him "so, do you think you understand how government works?"
the son says "yes. the government is in a dream world, ignoring the people, the economy is screwing the working class, and the future is full of shit."
  
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