[Blase]

/movie voice

"When a gang of internet nerds who are members of the same internet forum are all brought to a suspicious looking office building, it's a race agaisnt the clock to find the killer that's systematically killing off the group one by one.

Featuring, (With input from Nyck, the IRC goons, and some self submitted suggestions)

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Haley Joel Osment as Nedxicano, the child with a troubled life

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Bruce Willis as Arkan, the body building tough man

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Vince Vaughn as Tripper, the cool headed Dick Tracy on drugs

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Jack Black as Nyck, the try hard funnyman

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Micheal Moore as Pyro, the psychotic killer

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Christian Slater as Strvs, the hot dude

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Carson Kressley as Judas, the metrosexual sociopath

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Carson Daily as Bucknub, the happy go lucky teenager

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David Arquette as Blase, the police officer

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Johnny Five from Short Circuit as Dr. Nein via Sattilite transmission, because he wouldn't leave his house to shoot the movie.

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Jim Breuer as Bukdez, because that's what he wants.

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Toby Maguire as Jin-Roh, the tag along

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Anthony Edwards as geRV, the computer wizard

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Rob Zombie as Akuma, the witch

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Samuel L Jackson as TGB!, the liberated intellectual male

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Judge Mills Lane as Mr. Buttocks, because they're both bald

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Josh Harnett as Milla, the ex-marine with a no shit attitude

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Jake Busey as Dreadhead, the stoner

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Jeremy London as Coleman, the muscially talented high school graduate

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Hugh Grant as statec, the british accent

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Michael Imperioli as Tony, the mafia goon

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Angelina Jolie as Punky, shes not actually in the movie

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Kane Hodder as Zoner, the merry bigman

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Edward Norton as Fluffy Bunny, an officer and a gentleman

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Tom Selleck as KTOG, the man with a furry chest

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Gregory Despres as Ninty, his eyes are watching you

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John Wayne as JohnJ, he's angry and he's old

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Jeff Goldblum as Ferich, Enigmatic character watching you shit

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Tim Roth as Da Bian, the vietnam veteran POW rescued 20 years later

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Jackie Chan as Innoxx, the superhero martial artist

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Sylvester Stalone as Maple, the stallowner

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Tim Allen as Antihero, fuckin shit up

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George Lopez as Bullitt, Hentai obsessed hispanio

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MiscGuy as himself, the unique looking fellow

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Ben Affleck as Duke of Ray, the special kid with a heart of gold

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Rosie O'Donnel as Swill, the plus sized outcast

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Johnny Knoxville as Acideyez, the goofy slacker that will do anything for attention

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Pauly Shore as Whatada, the one man you never want to be alone with

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Jon Stewart as Harpua, the uberjew

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Aaron Carter as spike, just wants to get noticed

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Horatio Sanz as comatose, obese troubled youth with a hot sister

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Graham Chapman as Merlin, pasty social recluse

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Tony Danza as Forte, "I will not be forgotten!"


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