[Chronic Diarrhea]

Oh God, my dorm hall experience last year was memorable, but also shitty. Our rooms were so small, and my roommate piled all of his clothes on the floor so you had to get a ladder to climb over it to get to my side, but other than that we fucked with a lot of people. Our neighbor next door always left his door unlocked and all of his internet stuff open, so I went into his Facebook profile and changed everything to make him sound gay. It went unnoticed for 2-3 days until he checked his messages, and he had about 3 fags message him asking about him. You could hear him yell, "GODDAMNIT!" all the way down the hall. I made a point to change my Facebook password so the same fate would not happen to me.