[Recycled Spooge]

Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.