[Airborne Butters]

I'll tell you the stroy I tole Red. So I was playing baseball in the summer, for all-stars! The complex we play at has a Soccer, Softball, and Baseball field. Well when me and my freind were warming up, he hit one dead over the fence and on to the soccer filed, my coach was all like "we only get a limited number of baseballs a season! Go get it !" So we go to the outfield fence and see there is a soccer team practicing, so we ask one of em to throw the ball back to us. Honest to god, he maybe projected the ball 5 feet... We were laughin sooooooo fuckin hard! so in the end, soccer is alright, but it's for people who can't throw. Altough there are some exceptions.